Mallika Sherawat can eat shit

Mallika Sherawat is going to the Cannes festival. Ok. Great. But why do I get to see what the heck she is likely to wear there ? I mean big fucking deal that she is going to the stupid festival. Ok .. the festival may not be that stupid .. but all the phoneys are sure to drop by there wearing their bright flashy dresses .. and our very own Mallika will be going there wearing a specially designed one. Right .. but why cover it in the media so much. The same when Ash went the last time. First they spent pages on how the dresses are going to be .. and then they spent pages and pages on how much the dresses sucked. I say these things look great on Fashion TV and in fashion journals .. but spare the newspaper please. Delhi times (and all the Times Publications for that matter) are becoming crappy day by day. Stupid people .. can't stop showing their own advertisements and promoting their own brands in the newspaper.
And while we are still fresh on Mallika Sherawat .. here is what she had to say in some of her interviews (given here along with what I think about her comments) :

M : "Men talk to my breasts"
IJ : Ya .. like .. hi there you lil' left one .. I know that right one has been getting all the attention lately ... U have my sympathies ..

M : "I was like Viagra for bollywood"
IJ : You bet ... old people with erectile dysfunction used to jerk off to your photos till they put their spectacles on ..

M : "I live like a nun"
IJ : And I .. I live like like Hugh Hefner.

M : "I want a man who has more balls than I do"
IJ : Catch hold of superman .. maybe they have 3 balls there at Krypton.

Does she think she is a really talented actress ? Beautiful ? Sexy ? Fuck off. She is just a boob show .. who'd soon end up forgotten. But I'd sure remember those funny interviews for some time.
And to think that murder became the biggest hit of last year. Just shows how sex-deprived our public is .. I say .. DD should start some late night Raunchy shows for the public. Bleh to moral policing.
And about murder .. it was such a hoplessly sucking film that I decided to leave it mid-way. For a long time .. I'd not watch it .. and then one day some freind gets it on CD and we set to watch it .. the first CD seemed 3 hrs long ....... I never saw the second CD.